Christian Clean Jokes

Christian Clean Jokes for church newsletters, brochures, and websites

"A Merry Heart Maketh a Cheerful Countenance."
Prov. 15:13

I've collected a few clean Christian jokes, funny short stories, and quips and quotes over the years. I used them for our church brochure. Feel free to share them with others.

"Give me a sense of humour, Lord. Grant me the grace to see a joke; To get some humour out of life and pass it on to other folk."

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine."
(Prov. 17:22)

Today's Clean Christian Joke...

The Usher

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps, "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely.

"The front row please," she answered.

"You really don't want to do that," the usher said "The pastor is really boring."

"Do you happen to know who I am?" the woman inquired.

"No." he said.

"I'm the pastor's mother," she replied indignantly.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked.

"No." she said.

"Good," he answered. *****************************************************

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